Jillian Michaels Hates Fat People

Anonymous asked: I don't think she hates fat people lol. She just knows what it's like to be fat and to overcome it and be happy. You don't become a trainer because you hate fat people but because you want to help people change and you love fitness. That being said, i like your blog and your worshiping of the baddest bitch on cable :D

We’ll just pretend like we only saw the last sentence!

<3,

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"I need WARRIORS!!!"

� Jillian Michaels

"I’m ready to BEAT some people’s asses today!"

� Jillian Michaels

"Don’t blow smoke up my ass"

� Jillian Michaels

"Every time you bitch and moan it just makes me hungry for your blood. Got it?!"

� Jillian Michaels

NEW: Fat People Say The Darndest Things

So everyone and their mom remembers the old show Kids Say The Darndest Things. It was just so heartwarming because little kids can sometimes be adorable and it was way back in time when Bill Cosby was actually breaking stereotypes. Well sort of.

Now, we love us some Jill. However, whilst playing The Biggest Loser: The Drinking Game, we’ve come across some very funny quotes said by fat people. Not funny quotes because they were trying to be funny, mind you, funny quotes that were funny because they were so fucking stupid and/or ridiculous.

And thus, a new idea was born. We bring you: Fat People Say The Darndest Things. Look forward to some hilarious new quotes!

stay thin,

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Ok, so we can’t just ignore the fact that Jillian is wearing a hideous top that looks like something some washed up hoe from Teen Mom would wear. However, it’s Jillian—bitch just commands respect and fear just by her mere presence. Plus it’s rare to see such a real smile from Jillian without a whip in her hand or some fat bitch crying at her knees.

"Traveling, historically speaking, is terrible for weight loss. So, today we’re going to do this work out like we always do. It’s beatings day in and day out. Only this time we’re going to beat them in New Zealand."

� Jillian Michaels

"Let me tell you, the one thing that Bob fears more than anything on the planet, except aging, is heights."

� Jillian Michaels

Anonymous asked: THIS TUMBLR IS AMAZING. i watched BL for jillian and hate sifting through those "thinspiration" jillian michaels posts on tumblr to encourage themselves to get off their fat asses. i just want to see her yell at bitch at fat people...

Dear anon,

Thanks! We appreciate your support. While we totally agree it can be pretty tedious watching The Biggest Loser for Jillian because the show is like, 5 hours long, why not spice things up and play The Biggest Loser Drinking Game?

Love ya!

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