Jillian Michaels Hates Fat People

i hope you realize that you're kind of a horrible bitch. merry xmas <3

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 20:10:41 -0500

Aww thank you! Stay away from that eggnog,
The bitches from jillianmichaelshatesfatpeople

I don't think she hates fat people lol. She just knows what it's like to be fat and to overcome it and be happy. You don't become a trainer because you hate fat people but because you want to help people change and you love fitness. That being said, i like your blog and your worshiping of the baddest bitch on cable :D

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 23:51:42 -0400

We’ll just pretend like we only saw the last sentence!

<3,

the bitches from jillianmichaelsHATESfatpeople

"I need WARRIORS!!!"

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 17:15:15 -0400

“I need WARRIORS!!!”

- Jillian Michaels

"I’m ready to BEAT some people’s asses today!"

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 01:58:14 -0400

“I’m ready to BEAT some people’s asses today!”

- Jillian Michaels

"Don’t blow smoke up my ass"

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 00:37:00 -0400

“Don’t blow smoke up my ass”

- Jillian Michaels

"Every time you bitch and moan it just makes me hungry for your blood. Got it?!"

Sun, 14 Aug 2011 00:21:50 -0400

“Every time you bitch and moan it just makes me hungry for your blood. Got it?!”

- Jillian Michaels

NEW: Fat People Say The Darndest Things

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 00:55:21 -0400

So everyone and their mom remembers the old show Kids Say The Darndest Things. It was just so heartwarming because little kids can sometimes be adorable and it was way back in time when Bill Cosby was actually breaking stereotypes. Well sort of.

Now, we love us some Jill. However, whilst playing The Biggest Loser: The Drinking Game, we’ve come across some very funny quotes said by fat people. Not funny quotes because they were trying to be funny, mind you, funny quotes that were funny because they were so fucking stupid and/or ridiculous.

And thus, a new idea was born. We bring you: Fat People Say The Darndest Things. Look forward to some hilarious new quotes!

stay thin,

the bitches from jillianmichaelshatesfatpeople

Ok, so we can’t just ignore the fact that Jillian is...

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 19:03:15 -0400

Ok, so we can’t just ignore the fact that Jillian is wearing a hideous top that looks like something some washed up hoe from Teen Mom would wear. However, it’s Jillian—bitch just commands respect and fear just by her mere presence. Plus it’s rare to see such a real smile from Jillian without a whip in her hand or some fat bitch crying at her knees.

"Traveling, historically speaking, is terrible for weight loss. So, today we’re going to do..."

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 22:43:46 -0400

“Traveling, historically speaking, is terrible for weight loss. So, today we’re going to do this work out like we always do. It’s beatings day in and day out. Only this time we’re going to beat them in New Zealand.”

- Jillian Michaels

"Let me tell you, the one thing that Bob fears more than anything on the planet, except aging, is..."

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 22:25:32 -0400

“Let me tell you, the one thing that Bob fears more than anything on the planet, except aging, is heights.”

- Jillian Michaels

THIS TUMBLR IS AMAZING. i watched BL for jillian and hate sifting through those "thinspiration" jillian michaels posts on tumblr to encourage themselves to get off their fat asses. i just want to see her yell at bitch at fat people...

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 13:00:36 -0400

Dear anon,

Thanks! We appreciate your support. While we totally agree it can be pretty tedious watching The Biggest Loser for Jillian because the show is like, 5 hours long, why not spice things up and play The Biggest Loser Drinking Game?

Love ya!

the bitches from jillianmichaelshatesfatpeople

"Our work out tomorrow with Jillian is going to be brutal. She’s going to beat us, kill us,..."

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:41:56 -0400

“Our work out tomorrow with Jillian is going to be brutal. She’s going to beat us, kill us, then beat us again. And beat us some more…”

- A fat contestant (although, admittedly, she’s one of the few contestants we’ve been able to tolerate… she’s like, kinda pretty and kinda funny…even though she’s fat)

"I’m gonna burst a blood vessel in my eyeball…because of YOU!"

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:38:31 -0400

“I’m gonna burst a blood vessel in my eyeball…because of YOU!”

- Jillian Michaels

The Biggest Loser Drinking Game

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 00:36:00 -0400

Watching Jillian Michaels demoralize fat people is of course entertaining all on its own. However, we are firm believers that everything (family gatherings, jury duty, etc.) is more fun drunk (or at least tipsy). Thus, we’d like to share our version of The Biggest Loser: The Drinking Game.

Take a sip every time Jillian raises her voice
Take a sip for every swear word, 3 sips if it was said by Jillian
Take a sip for every horrendous outfit Allison wears (essentially, every time she appears on the show)
Take a shot if someone throws up
Take a shot if a contestant falls
Take a shot if someone loses 0 pounds at the weigh in, and an additional sip for each additional pound gained
Take a sip for every time Bob says a cute, gay one-liner
Take a shot for every ridiculous “game changer” the producers randomly throw in (e.g., when they randomly bring a contestant back, change up the teams, etc.)
WATERFALL—begin drinking when a contestant cries and keep sipping until the tears stop rolling!
BOTTOMS UP! Finish your drink when Jillian says something worthy to be on this site, or if she argues with the producers/talks shit about them.

Have fun!

<3,

the bitches from jillianmichaelshatesfatpeople

Is this tumblr a joke?

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:30:21 -0400

We take our obsession of Jillian Michaels very seriously.

<3,

the bitches from jillianmichaelshatesfatpeople

"You eat a bunch of crap all the time. All I do is hear about it. In the middle of the night you..."

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 03:26:00 -0400

“You eat a bunch of crap all the time. All I do is hear about it. In the middle of the night you housed a bag of chips…I mean I adore you but…you’re rogue! It’s bullshit dude!”

- Jillian Michaels

Jillian punishing a woman for being fat.

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 00:21:23 -0400

Jillian punishing a woman for being fat.

SUCH a great photo of Jill! Also check out fatty on the right...

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 00:17:59 -0400

SUCH a great photo of Jill! Also check out fatty on the right he’s straight TERRIFIED! As he should be!

"Don’t tell me what you can’t do that pisses me off."

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 02:09:09 -0400

“Don’t tell me what you can’t do that pisses me off.”

- Jillian Michaels

"You can jump that high are you on crack?!"

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 02:07:53 -0400

“You can jump that high are you on crack?!”

- Jillian Michaels